Road-Rage-AholicsA Darwin Double!        In simple words, it is given to a person who dies in the most idiotic way.  85%         The Dumb Tax? The concept even … tweeted Roy Halladay to numerous followers on the maiden flight of his brand-new Amphibious Sports Plane. See more ideas about darwin awards, darwin, funny pictures. 2,117 views, 60 upvotes, 11 comments.         Sizzling Scaffolding  Auto Blotto   Convince the Jury  Where's the Shoot? Jet Ski Spree  Scooter Snuff  Grenade Juggler  Ethanol Schmethanol  Slow Learner  Sheep Sleep  Precarious Perch  Bass Ackwards  Skeleton Key  Enraged Elephant, 2000 Pinnacle Of Stupidity 2020 Darwin Award Winner Guest Writer: James G. Petropoulos  81% Join me in mourning the colossal misjudgment that doomed this 21-year-old spark of light. r/DarwinAwards: Reddit home of the Darwin Awards: Population control volunteers.        Lovestruck Louis IIIBlindly following lust, the world came crashing down upon the head of King Louis III, overzealous ruler of Francia. Focus On The BearWhile driving himself and some passengers back home from a wedding, Prabhu Bhatara parked the car on the roadside to relieve himself in the woods when he spied an INJURED bear. My fav is the one about the genius fisherman and his golden retriever. Better ring up the Fire Department. One follower tweeted, 'Roy plea. realized the 35-year-old, and he swung by his house for gloves and a sickle. those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular Miller spent his last moments helping weld an exhaust pipe onto a classic Holden Kingswood sedan... Focus On The BearWhile driving himself and some passengers back home from a wedding, Prabhu Bhatara parked the car on the roadside to relieve himself in the woods when he spied an INJURED bear. Zap!titude  (672) And then there are the stunts where I don’t even know what the person thinks they’re trying to accomplish. Wacky WelderThe tale of Howard Miller, 39, professional welder, illustrates the pitfalls of ignoring high school chemistry with a time-saving invention. report. Notably, Darwin Award winners are required to be sterile, display an astounding misapplication of judgement, and be the cause of their own demise. Red EvolutionA Russian welder working in Tselinnoe noticed how well a fire extinguisher fits into a decommissioned artillery howitzer. Or how about the person who thinks they can stop a spooked horse from plowing over them: https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/699047996772782080. Share on Twitter; Sign In Sign Up; Search. A 58-year-old woman was run over by her Mazda CX7 after she pulled over to check whether the grocery bags were in the trunk. Les Darwin Awards sont des récompenses humoristiques décernées aux personnes mortes ou ont été stérilisées à la suite d'un comportement particulièrement stupide de leur part, et sont ainsi remerciées (le plus souvent à titre posthume) pour avoir, de cette façon, contribué à l'amélioration globale du patrimoine génétique humain. Some Finnish  (3334)       Steamy BunsA spiritual magician styled 'Black Dog' died while performing a ritual to cleanse body and soul. The Darwin Awards commemorate the (remains of) individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it. The leader of the free world tweeted about his accomplishment.         Crutch, Meet Crotch  The Enema Within  Pushmi-Pullyu  Falling in Love  Support Group  Weight Lift  A Cow-ardly Death  Beer for Bears  Stop.  80% Backseat DriversDouble Darwin Award winners redefine 'Backseat Driving.' The Burdens Of Our Fathers  Reckless Spending  Teeming With Crocodiles  Ride 'Em Cowgirl  Tiny Elec Fence  Carbideschieten, 2009 See more ideas about darwin awards, bones funny, funny. Listen. Darwin Award: Boomerang Drone Zone: An ISIS fighter in Iraq was killed by hxx own drone, launched to attack UK Troops based near Mosul. Safety... these people are doing it wrong. William F. McComas, Parks Family Distinguished Professor of Science Education in the College of Education and Health Professors, has been named one of the three 2020 winners of the prestigious Friend of Darwin Award for his impact on evolution education..                Angry Wheelchair Man  Textbook Double Double Darwin  Glacier Erasure  Barrel Ride, With Flames! See tweets, replies, photos and videos from @AwardsDarwin Twitter profile. The tree of life is self-pruning! The elephant-trampled and lion-digested poacher had illegally crept into a national park with murder in mind, for there is. 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There’s nothing better than someone trying to pull off a cool trick and comically hurting themselves in the process: https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/698915332711452672, “Spider-Male, Spider-Male / Agile as a beached blue whale…”, https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/698866257806954497.        There are so many more videos at the full @AwardsDarwin Twitter account — follow it yourself at this link. The Thing Ring  (9799) Miller spent his last moments helping weld an exhaust pipe onto a classic Holden Kingswood sedan... The Darwin Awards commemorate the (remains of) individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it.         Motorcycle Helmet Law, ex-Protestor  Story  Hotter Copper Whopper  Wedding Jitters, 2010 Like this one: https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/697266993959927809, https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/697066503355703296.        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Someone fell into the sinkhole??? Sex and Suffocation  Mental Eclipse  Liposuction Tragedy  Hard Work Rewards  Wild Animal Lesson  Stay With the Herd! Gasping For Votes  (286) These people truly are the dumbest of the dumb. Lest you think them innocen MUST SEE: The first Game of Thrones season 6 trailer is here and it’s scary for so many reasons. 'What? Lights Out  Laughing Gas  What's New Pussycat?        Grim RooferWhat's that smell? Selfie With Elephant  (3942) Enter this portal for stories from the Darwin Awards. Sep 2, 2020 - Explore Sandra Gates's board "Darwin awards", followed by 211 people on Pinterest. 2015 Darwin Awards: Vote for the 2015 Award Nominees! Join me in mourning the colossal misjudgment that doomed this 21-year-old spark of light. Cave, As Buried As The TreasureMichael Sexson, 58, had read of a buried treasure from a book authored by an eccentric and controversial art dealer named Forrest Fenn. 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They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool from dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions.. 2020 Darwin Awards Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it in the most spectacular way possible. #ElephantsWantPrivacyThree male humans, three male elephants, and a dream of a perfect wildlife selfie leads to the first 2017 Darwin Award!                 La Petite Mort  (5081) One For the Birds, 1995         Sparkleberry Lane  Muffled Explosion  Mock Death  Dying To Go  A Shoe-In Winner  Crushing Debt  Tennessee Pee  Race To The Bottooommm  Painkiller  Doublemint Dumb  Double Dip  Dynamite Rancher  She Talks Faster Than She Walks  Saw It Coming!  Darwin Awards: Vote for the Award Nominees! Despite great military success, great loss followed on its heels when a comely lady caught his eye... News about natural selection in action! In 'The Thrill of the Chase,' Fenn claims that he himself buried two. Amphetamines And Aerobatics'Flying ICON-A5 low over the water is like flying a fighter jet!' Pool Party  (3844) Right Over the Dam  "Who Wants Summa This?" realized the 35-year-old, and he swung by his house for gloves and a sickle. Killer WhaleboneHistoric Darwin Award! Maine Man Boffed By Booby-Trap 2019 Darwin Award Winner Confirmed True by Darwin 2,550 Followers, 697 Following, 21 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Darwin Awards (@thedarwinawards) Kiss of Death  Duct Tape  Perilous Pose  Tired of it All  A Fell Death  Throwing Stones  Moscow Marauder  Concrete Cylinder Roll   Power Punch Proves Fatal, 1999 It’s nice that there are responsible adults like this to show kids what happens when you toss a firecracker down a manhole: https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/698184173341827073.       The Doors  (2536) Press J to jump to the feed. Darwin Award Shorts - Old Folks ReunionMARCH 2018, BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND || Man suffers a fatal heart attack after getting his head stuck beneath an electric footrest at the cinema while retrieving his cellphone from the floor: He seated himself inside an industrial wok, alongside sweet corn and vegetarian buns, and the steamer lid was lowered... Red EvolutionA Russian welder working in Tselinnoe noticed how well a fire extinguisher fits into a decommissioned artillery howitzer. Aim to Win  Terminal Creativity  Tree vs. Man  Cold Call  Chicken to Go  The Army's a Blast  Homemade Wine  Damned if You Do...  Dope on a Rope  Flying Dutchman  Tunnel Vision  Lava Lamp  Snake Man  Daring Feet  Amateur Bomb Inspector  Closer Look at Victoria Falls, 2003  79% 'That sizeable snake is worth money!'       The Missionary PositionJohn Allen Chau, a self proclaimed world explorer inspired by Livingston and Jesus, was killed by the very tribe of natives he was offering eternal life. 19 Future Darwin Award Winners. The elephant-trampled and lion-digested poacher had illegally crept into a national park with murder in mind, for there is          Unsafe and Insane  Ultimate Quest for Airtime  Dying for a Ciggie  Workin' at the Car Wash  Love Struck  Slaughterhouse Robbery  Second Time's the Charm  Jack Up  ZAP! ', Maine Man Boffed By Booby-Trap Maine Man Boffed By Booby-Trap Ronald Cyr, 65, was shot dead on Thanksgiving evening in the rural town of Van Buren. Ecco L'allegro Saldatore  (6373) The Darwin Awards review by Stephanie C - Far better than I'd heard or thought it would be.         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Where's the Chute?  77% There are so many more videos at the full @AwardsDarwin Twitter account — follow it yourself at this link.  78% Mammoth MoronsToday's Group Darwin Award is for the males of the Woolly Mammoth species, Mammuthus primigenius, an elephant species extinct for about 10,000 years... in part due to the males' penchant for fossilization...  a teen handed Snapchat to a friend and with a whoop of glee he leapt over a foot-bridge railing, intending to land dramatically on a parapet below... Backseat DriversDouble Darwin Award winners redefine 'Backseat Driving.'         Rutting Contest  Spy vs. Self  Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink  4-1-0 Club  Do-It-Yourself Landmine  Speed Demon  Bannister to Heaven  Watch Out for That Tree! President Trump delivers a…       2013 Despite great military success, great loss followed on its heels when a comely lady caught his eye... Fumble TumbleLike a plot out of Sherlock Holmes, officials found a dead body mysteriously crumpled at the bottom of an UP-escalator at an Amtrak station at the New Carrollton stop at 2AM.       Soaked To The Bone In Yellowstone  (2492) Im Geiste des Darwin Awards beobachten wir heuer wieder die Applikation von (zugelassenen und nicht zugelassenen) Feuerwerkskörpern, Raketen, Böllern und Knallern zu Silvester. One follower tweeted, 'Roy plea The car, evidently not secured by the parki So what kind of videos can you find through this marvelous Twitter account? And even better, he had his friends on hand to put it out… by stomping on it.  76% Inspired, he stuffed the fire extingusher down the barrel... Unpalatable Death By PalletsLogistics was uppermost in the mind of an employee of the Tanarumono Logistics Center when he needed to change a lightbulb ten meters overhead. Upon investigation, it was determined that the shooter was none other than Ron The Darwin Awards have at least on one occasion admitted a living person into their lists.          76% Golf Cart + Garden HoseFun-loving Cody Horn's last act was to pilot a golf cart towed by garden hose behind a vehicle on State Highway 4, east of Angels Camp... #ElephantsWantPrivacyThree male humans, three male elephants, and a dream of a perfect wildlife selfie leads to the first 2017 Darwin Award!  81% 2019          Wrong Time, Wrong Place  Priapism Takes a Penis  In A Pig's Eye  Midnight Special  Pancake Pantry Thief  Fish Gag  Hurricane Hangover  Deadly Reading Habits  Murderous Affair  Death of Dracula, HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map Hurricane Blumpkin  Pancake Thief  A Honey of a Buzz  Killer Shades  Exploding Ex-tortionist  Sharp Landing  Tree Hard, Head Empty  Master Welder  Shooting Blanks   Asphalt Tattoo  Self-Demolition Derby, 2002 Human Popsicle  Stab in the Dark  Fast Food Fatality   Forklift Safety Video  Sand Surfing  Shocking Fall  Crappy Driving Award  Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In  Father Knows Best  Testing Faith  What's That Ringing? Boogie Board Blunder  (1834) Vodka Blues  Jack-In-The-Bus, 2011 Statesman Gouverneur Morris, a signatory to the Articles of Confederation and U.S. Constitution, died in 1816 from an infection caused by shoving a whalebone into his urethra to clear a blockage. 2019 Darwin Awards Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it in the most spectacular way possible. Sweet succes. Hold That Bus! Yep, it’s another kid who decided to light his crotch on fire. You don't have to outrun the elephant...you just have to outrun the other guy.        But for Aaron D., it's a thing of the past. We are FAN/ parody* of the videos and do not claim any ownership or copyright. 0 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from ‘darwinawards’ hashtag https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/698838994830913536. manner! Pilot Patrick's In-Flight ShowerWith 10,000 hours of flight time and an instructor certificate,  when aviation fuel (AVGAS) entered the cockpit and sloshed around his feet Patrick's attitude was, 'What, Me Worry?       Sports Training  (8891)        Not A Darwin WinnerDozed To Death: A deadly game of hide-and-seek with a bulldozer happened after a county maintenance worker discovered a dozen hidden pot plants and called police. Twenty-one days after accidentally shooting himself, Abu Hamam, 62, succumbed to the self-inflicted head-bang... GEOcaching Out!Meteorologist warning of storms and torrential rains did not deter four geo-cache seekers from climbing into an underground waterway in the Czech Republic in search of a cask of treasure. Hot New Top Rising.        The car, evidently not secured by the parki. This one isn’t a video but… God, I don’t even want to think about it: https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/698331026410622976. Snapchat PratIn a new twist on, 'Hold my beer and watch this!'  71%  74% It was the brainchild of a group of people in the later 1980s and was officially started in 1993, under the leadership of researcher and writer Wendy Northcutt. Unpalatable Death By PalletsLogistics was uppermost in the mind of an employee of the Tanarumono Logistics Center when he needed to change a lightbulb ten meters overhead.         Out of their Heads  Bungee Jumper  I'm A Man, I Can Handle It  No Bike Lane at the Airport  Escaping Conviction  Privacy on the Beach  Man Slices Off Penis  Poor Driving Runs in the Family  Fatal Flasher  Clumsy Canadian Burglar  Tunnels of Doom, 1996 Bloody hell. The award is presented annually by The National Center for Science Education, an organization specializing in supporting and …  85% ... Facebook Twitter. 'That sizeable snake is worth money!' Grim RooferWhat's that smell?        Empowering creativity on teh interwebz Winner Gets a Post Mortem  Go Speed Racer Go  Flames of Passion  Roller-Coaster  Intelligence Blunders  Peeper Plummets  Walking on Water  Shell Shot  Dum Dum Boutique  Snake Charmer? She could swim, he could not... Poor Decision On A Major Scale  Wetting the Bed  Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus  Epitaph, She Liked Feathers  Fool's Gold  Bricks in the Head  Double Parking  Nutty Putty Cave, 2008 Upon investigation, it was determined that the shooter was none other than Ron, Rhino Poacher Killed By ElephantIt makes a funny headline, but it's no laughing matter.  86%        Thirst for Death  Dodging Drink Dues  Path of Least Resistance  Fishing With No Compass  God Saves? Inspired, he stuffed the fire extingusher down the barrel...  76% Tied Off  Human Torch  Wounded Wire Bites Back   Bees 1, Humans 0  Wrong and Wronger  Border Crossing  Chainsaw Insurance  Slip Sliding Away  Return to Trees Fails  The Worm Has Turned  Sneakers  Caveat Emptor  Saw a Grenade  Rocket Tester  Truck Stop  Romanian Trains  Jet Taxi  Losing Face  Booby Traps Trap Boob  Well-Trained  I Can't Swim! Snapchat PratIn a new twist on, 'Hold my beer and watch this!' William Tell Overture  Chute Boy  Human Hitching Post  Out With a Bang! User account menu. We will need their Rope Rescue Rig for this one.' Not A Darwin WinnerDozed To Death: A deadly game of hide-and-seek with a bulldozer happened after a county maintenance worker discovered a dozen hidden pot plants and called police.         Macho Men?        All come close 2 winning a Darwin Award. Lest you think them innocen, Road-Rage-AholicsA Darwin Double! The Drawbridge on Black Bayou was evidentially an irresistible Friday Night challenge to Texas Man (32) and Texas Man Two (aged 23)... Arizona law does not require a permit to carry a firearm, so o Protesters clash with Oklahoma police after officer fatally shot homeless man. Funny and even sweet at times... and gotta love the mythbusters cameo… Cinafilm has over seven million movie reviews and counting … A burglar removed a few roofing shingles and climbed into the roof of a pharmacy in Queensbury... 2016 The Darwin Awards is a parody award website that annually recognizes individuals who have accidentally killed or sterilized themselves due to an act of poor judgement, thus removing themselves from the gene pool.          Lawyer Aloft  Cigarette Lighter Triggers Fatal Explosion  Playing with Cats  Hungry Python Kills Owner  Speed Shunting  Set the Parking Brake, Stupid! A Gun Named 'Lorena'The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Historical Darwins  Mortal Insult  Tired Ammo  Bottom of the Barrel  Absolutely Radiant  Risky Reenactment  Conquering the Arch  Cactus Crunch  Tightlacing  Train of Thought  Catapult to Glory  Short Circuit  A Breathtaking View  Mile-High Club Failure  Kung Fu Lion  Military Intelligence  Antlers Ahoy! Instead of calling the authorities t  56%  88% Bag-atelleThe ban on shopping bags has taken a terrible toll! The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring Wacky WelderThe tale of Howard Miller, 39, professional welder, illustrates the pitfalls of ignoring high school chemistry with a time-saving invention. But don’t you wish there was a one-stop location you could go to see all of the Internet’s stupidest people all in one place? Dead On Valentines DayA 19-year-old and his soon-to-be-ex were walking along the beautiful Havel River, quarreling.          Shoot 'em Off  Faulty Aim Fatal  Firecracker Chainsaw Massacre  What's That Sound? more; Dash cam video captured a multi-vehicle crash . Reticulated PythonZaim Kosnan spotted a twelve-foot reticulated python dozing on the side of the road.        A good son, Anthony G. was en-route to his father's house to shovel the driveway... Hot.  70% Let’s go through some highlights. Sweet succes         Ski Theft Backfires  Hanging Around Jail  Guy Gulps Goldfish  Modus Operandi Misfires  Halloween Pumpkin Award  Don't Drink and Fly  Dynamite and Boats Don't Mix  Sequined Pastie  Passionate Plunge  Dive to Death  Igniting Fireworks the Easy Way  Wife Tossing in Buenos Aires  Never Too Old for a Darwin Award  Basketball Player Takes a Dunking  Don't Chute the Messenger, 1997 GEOcaching Out!Meteorologist warning of storms and torrential rains did not deter four geo-cache seekers from climbing into an underground waterway in the Czech Republic in search of a cask of treasure. BulletProof  The Unkindest Cut  Crystal Daze  Blown Away  Fifteen Minutes of Flame  Rubbish! Fatal a-Traction  Breathless  Four Great Ideas  Fatal Foaming Action, 2006        Youth football coach strikes player. She could swim, he could not... A Gun Named 'Lorena'The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart.